The Worst Records of All Time

These are some of the song and albums that have drove me crazy over the years. This list is not one everyone will agree with, and I am betting I have a favorite or two of yours here. For the record some of the bands/artists on this lists are people that I like, but even the best musicians can have an off moment or two or three. Lastly, why should I have all the fun, make your own list.

Anyhow here is the list:


The 50 Worst Songs of All Time


50. Jack and Diane-John Mellancamp
49. I'd Do Anything For Love-Meatloaf
48. More Than Words-Extreme
47. The Heat Is On-Glen Frey
46. Old Time Rock and Roll-Bob Seger
45. Summer of '69-Bryan Adams
44. Love In An Elevator-Aerosmith
43. Walk This Way-Aerosmith and Run DMC
42. Timothy-The Boyous
41. State of Shock-Michael Jackson & Mick Jagger
40. Dancing In The Streets-Mick Jagger & David Bowie
39. The Final Countdown-Europe
38. American Woman-The Guess Who
37. I'm Henry The VII, I Am-Hermans Hermits
36. December 1963 (Oh What I Night)-The Four Seasons
35. Do You Think I'm Sexy-Rod Stewart
34. The Loco Motion-Grand Funk Railroad
33. Brand New Key-Melanie
32. Chocoldyte-Jimmy Castor Bunch
31. Wonderful Tonight-Eric Clapton
30. Change The World-Eric Clapton & Babyface
29. Invisible Touch-Genesis
28. Black and White-Three Dog Night
27. Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Old Oak Tree-Tony Orlando
26. Stop In The Name of Love-The Hollies
25. You Can Hurry Love-Phil Collins
24. The Heart of Rock and Roll-Huey Lewis & The News
23. All By Myself-Eric Carmen
22. Hotel California-The Eagles
21. Maniac-Michael Sembello
20. Emotional Rescue-The Rolling Stones
19. Heartbeat-Don Johnson
18. Love The One You're With-Stephen Stills
17. Seasons In The Sun-Terry Jacks
16. Honey-Bobby Goldsboro
15. The Living Years-Mike & The Mechanics
14. Ebony & IVory-Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder
13. Never Been To Me-Charlene
12. I Cant Be Your Superman-Eminem
11. All I Have To Do Is Dream-Andy Gibb & Victoria Principal
10. MacArthur Park-Richard Harris
9. American Pie-Don McClean
8. Sugar Shack-Jimmy Glimmer & the Fireballs
7. I Wanna Sex You Up-Color Me Bad
6. Informer-Snow
5. Sugar-The Archies
4. Ice Ice Baby-Vanilla Ice
3. You Cant Touch This-MC Hammer
2. I Will Always Love You-Whitney Houston
1. My Ding A Ling-Chuck Berry



The 50 Worst Albums of All Time

50. Metallica-Metallica
49. Fly On The Wall-AC/DC
48. Cut The Crap-The Clash
47. Tony Sheridan & The TCB Band-Tony Sheridan & The TCB band
46. American Dream-Crosby Stills Nash & Young
45. Metal Machine Music-Lou Reed
44. Van Halen III-Van Halen
43. Sgt. Peppers Lonley Hearts Club Band-Soundtrack
42. In The Dark-The Grateful Dead
41. La Diva-Aretha Franklin
40. Stop And Smell The Roses-Ringo Starr
39. Old Wave-Ringo Starr
38. History/Greatest Hits-America
37. Straight Outta Compton-NWA
36. *****z4Life-NWA
35. The Wall-Pink Floyd
34. Tarkus-Emerson Lake & Palmer
33. Sings Country & Western-Joey Bishop
32. Amerikkkas Most Wanted-Ice Cube
31. Blood Sweat & Tears-Blood Sweat & Tears
30. The Return of Bruno-Bruce Willis
29. Knee Deep In The Hoopla-Starship
28. Still Cruisin-The Beach Boys
27. Slippery When Wet-Bon Jovi
26. Stil Live-The Rolling Stones
25. Its Hard-The Who
24. Dont Be Cruel-Bobby Brown
23. Ropin' The Wind-Garth Brooks
22. Live At Budakon-Bob Dylan
21. Days of the Future Past-The Moody Blues
20. Dookie-Green Day
19. We Cant Dance-Genesis
18. Anderson Bruford Wakemen & Howe-Anderson Bruford Wakeman & Howe
17. Kick Out The Jams-The MC5
16. Pat-Pat Boone
15. The Chronic-Dr. Dre
14. As Nasty As They Wanna Be-2 Live Crew
13. No Jacket Required-Phil Collins
12. Aqualing-Jethro Tull
11. Tales From Togographic Ocean-Yes
10. Ten-Pearl Jam
9. The Soft Parade-The Doors
8. Funhouse-The Stooges
7. Faith-George Michael
6. Nevermind-Nirvana
5. All Eyez On Me-2Pac
4. Doggystyle-Snoop Dog
3. Self Portrait-Bob Dylan
2. Please Hammer Dont Hurt 'Em-MC Hammer
1. Having Fun Onstage-Elvis Presley